“Trust me, you can dance.” -Vodka. TSM.

Petitioning to send Beyoncé a bid. TSM.

Asking a guy what his major is to decide whether he’s your next boyfriend or your new hookup. TSM.

Coming home to a bed full of glitter. TSM.

Refusing to buy anything that has another sorority’s symbol on it. TSM.

Never having to open a tab at the bar. TSM.

“I have a Pinterest board for that.” TSM.

I like you better when I’m wasted. TSM.