Being more upset about losing the shirt than losing the guy. TSTC.

Never having to tell your boyfriend to change his clothes. TSM.

“Sorry. I kiss and tell.” TSM.

Catching his eye with your looks. Winning him over with your charm. TSM.

Being a regular at the craft store, right alongside the grandma quilter and coupon mom. TSM.

I like my men how I like my drinks: tall and strong. TSM.

Instinctively waiting an extra second after swiping right, because you know you’ll be a match. TSM.