Declaring a minor so you won’t graduate early. TSM.

Going to church hungover so you can ask Jesus to forgive you for going to church hungover. TSM.

Googling cooler ideas and seeing your own masterpieces. TSM.

Saying “I could see myself doing that” after hearing stories from nights you don’t remember. TSM.

Writing notes on your phone so you remember the night, but not being able to understand them the next day. TSM.

Being asked to fix his cooler because the last girl didn’t know what she was doing. TSM.

Telling your friend how precious her little is as if it’s her child. TSM.

Recruitment, not boys, being your motivation to stay in shape. TSM.