I’m not shallow. I just have impossibly high standards. TSM.

Finding out you’re “related” to your best friend on big/little reveal. TSM.

Disaffiliation being the hardest break-up you’ve ever been through. TSM.

“Clothes over bros.” -Brooke Davis. TSM.

Your best friend’s big being your big’s best friend. TSM.

Falling in love with your letters even more after convention. TSM.

Having the looks to marry a rich and successful man, and the brains to be rich and successful yourself. TSM.

Getting your mom hooked on TSM. TSM.

Not having to wear letters for everyone on campus to know which sorority you’re in. TSM.

Starting your summer crafting before you even start your summer. TSM.