Your friend texting you about your unhealthy crafting obsession as you’re walking into Michael’s. TSM.

Your phone autocorrecting “frap” to “frat.” TSM.

Your biological family having to repeatedly remind you to stop squatting in family photos. TSM.

Crafting with alcohol bottles so you have an excuse to drink. TSM.

Wearing an American flag bow to every World Cup viewing party. TSM.

Not having enough room on your phone for more music because you refuse to delete all your drunk selfies. TSM.

New girls knowing who you are when you’re a senior because your little and g-little talk about you so much. TSM.