Getting away with playing music that makes boys cringe, because all they want to do is see you dance. TSM.

Getting an A on the final paper you wrote during your three-hour class on the day it was due. TSM.

The older girls hand-selecting you as future president your freshman year. TSM.

Easily turning the guy who never has a girlfriend into your boyfriend. TSM.

Every gift you receive revolving around alcohol. TSM.

Falling in love with your little when you meet her in the hallway wearing boxer’s and a guy’s button-up. TSM.