Never eating carbs, but drinking them regularly. TSM.

Don’t chase them. Replace them. TSM.

Convincing Daddy that last year’s dress cannot be worn to this year’s Derby Party. TSM.

Having no recollection of “the best hookup of his life.” TSTC.

The boyfriend showing up with a bottle of fireball, a skinny latte, and an apology. TSM.

I consider myself more of a “fourth-year freshman” than a senior. TSM.

Being more nervous about your outfit for your final presentation than the actual presentation itself. TSM.

“He never officially asked me to be his wife, but he never asked me to not be his wife either, so things are going pretty well.” TSM.

Refusing to wear open-toed shoes without a perfect pedicure. TSM.

Waking up from a blackout with a boyfriend. TSM.