Stalking yourself on Instagram more than you stalk anyone else. TSM.

If you must get dressed, dress well. TSM.

I don’t always swipe right, but when I do, it’s a match. TSM.

Charging your phone in class. TSM.

Your fraternity nickname being “Tequila Girl,” because you can take more shots than the boys. TSM.

Never forgetting to calculate your tanning membership, nail appointments or dues into the bill you give daddy for school. TSM.