Using your sorority membership card as an alternate form of identification. TSM.

Ignoring his calls until he admits that you were right and he was wrong. TSTC.

Being asked to one formal by three different guys. TSM.

Planning your class schedule around your drinking schedule. TSM.

Having a go-to hookup in every fraternity you frequent. TSM.

Knowing exactly where each fraternity and sorority group sits in every class you have. TSM.

Feeling half appalled and half delighted when you find out your fraternity nickname is “Big Tits.” TSM.

Being invited to your favorite fraternity’s formal before their sweetheart. TSM.

Birth control and iced coffee: the real breakfast of champions. TSM.

Hiding a bottle in your date’s suit jacket, while pretending to have your arm around him. TSM.