Stalking the shit out of your online purchases until they arrive at your door. TSM.

Scholar by day, crafter by night. TSM.

Stealing his clothes on the way out with no intentions of returning them. TSM.

Drinking the awkward away. TSM.

Accidentally ending up with three formal dates. TSM.

Deciding what he’ll wear to his own formal. TSM.

Partying with his rival fraternity after your break up. TSM.

Decorating your birth control with puffy paint every month. TSM.

Does being a sober sister count for community service hours? TSM.

Being invited to a fraternity’s formal before their sweetheart is. TSM.