Being in a sorority is a lifestyle. TSM.

Knowing the details of a fraternity’s formal before its members do. TSM.

“We have more drunk photos than sober ones.” TSM.

Wearing his intramural jersey like a shacking trophy. TSM.

Using your scrapbook table for beer pong. TSM.

Using Opening Day as an excuse to drink and watch baseball asses. TSM.

Panhellenic love means keeping an eye on your friend’s man when your sorority mixes with his fraternity during Greek week. TSM.

Making your pledges do everything. TFM. Making everything for your pledges. TSM.

Having the pledges bring you a Diet Coke when you’re stuck in the library, even though you haven’t been studying for over an hour. TSTC.

Talking about your favorite fraternity as if you were a member. TSM.