Befriending all the IFC presidents. TSM.

Don’t remember taking the picture, but I still look damn good. TSM.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by the standards board. TSM.

Being more excited to go to the craft store than the mall. TSM.

It’s my birthday week. I get a week. TSM.

The older girls in your house teaching you valuable life lessons, like how to shrink a shack shirt so it fits. TSM.