Picking your daughter’s name based on what her monogram will look like. TSM.

Asking your boyfriend to formal with a bow tie to make sure he’ll match your dress. TSM.

Boycotting a fraternity because they don’t have enough elevated surfaces for your liking. TSM.

Taking stack pictures at a fraternity formal, because your whole family was invited. TSM.

The grueling process of editing alcohol out of photos. TSM.

“Do you remember ANYTHING from last night?” TSM.