Being nominated sweetheart to more than one fraternity. TSM.

Never wasting a good eyebrow day. TSM.

Your little brother joining your boyfriend’s fraternity. TSM.

Unexpectedly meeting your sister halfway through a walk of shame. TSM.

Handing down your title as “Blackout Queen” at Senior Wills. TSM.

Blaming drunken love confessions on autocorrect. TSM.

Judging people who don’t know how to pronounce Greek letters. TSM.

“Hashtag byeee.” TSM.

“Running errands” at the craft store, the liquor store, and Target for Diet Coke. TSM.