Sorority politics are more corrupt than House of Cards. TSM.

Being the girl everyone comes to for crafting supplies and ideas. TSM.

Showing up drunk to the standards meeting you’re running. TSTC.

Sending your sorority’s by-laws to your father’s lawyer to get out of your standards meeting. TSM.

It’s not a shack shirt. It’s a souvenir t-shirt. TSM.

It’s not a walk of shame when you’re leaving the president’s suite. TSM.

“Can you, like, not?” TSM.

Organizing your closet by items that are monogrammed and items that need to be. TSM.

Matching on Tinder after you’ve already hooked up. TSTC.