Shack shirt or it didn’t happen. TSM.

Meeting your future little in a fraternity house bathroom. TSM.

My cleavage should count as community service. TSM.

I don’t need him. I have my own trust fund. TSM.

Managing to get a shack shirt even though you slept naked. TSM.

Using Tinder to practice your foreign language skills while studying abroad. TSM.

Adding a statement necklace to last night’s shack shirt. TSM.

Doing the extra hour of cardio, because wine. TSM.

Wearing a shirt with one fraternity’s letters under a quarter-zip with another’s. TSM.

Tweeting from his house with your location setting on, because you know his girlfriend stalks your tweets. TSTC.