Feeling “I just poured wine in my cereal” hungover. TSM.

Your GPA being rivaled only by your BAC. TSM.

“It’s a Match!” TSM.

The number of bruises you find Monday morning directly correlating to how good your weekend was. TSM.

Who starts papers during the daylight hours? TSTC.

Doing squats in the tanning booth, because multi-tasking. TSM.

Your big-little gifts making it onto Nationals’ Instagram. TSM.