Girlfriends are for love. Men are just for sex. TSM.

Befriending the standards chair right before formal, so she’ll let you off easy. TSM.

But you’re like…really pretty. TSM.

There’s a pledge for that. TSM.

Big-little dates at a standards meeting. TSM.

The classic “We’ve made out before” greeting when you meet your blind date. TSM.

Always carrying an extra shirt in case you have to change out of letters to drink before class. TSM.