Choosing a nail salon based on their alcohol policy. TSM.

Starting the night with glitter on your face. Ending it with glitter on his. TSM.

Using your doctor’s suggestion to get more Vitamin C as an excuse to drink mimosas. TSM.

A PNM recognizing you during recruitment as “the drunk butterfly” from a Halloween party. TSM.

Coming home in the morning to find your little passed out on your bed. TSM.

Celebrating not being called to standards for four weeks by doing things that will get you called to standards. TSM.

Treating your first semester of college like it’s your last, and your last semester of college like it’s your first. TSM.

Getting him the shirt you like instead of the one he likes, because you know it’ll eventually end up in your closet anyway. TSM.

Exclaiming to everyone that you’re “expecting” while awaiting big little reveal. TSM.