Keep your friends close, and your standards chair the closer. TSM.

Having a signature Instagram filter. TSM.

Demanding “who do you know here!?” even when you’re not the host. TSM.

“Do all things with sass and glitter.” TSM.

I’m in love with the Coco…Chanel. TSM.

Never being sent to standards, because everyone is afraid of you, not because you follow the rules. TSM.

Graduating with honors and alcoholism. TSM.

I’ve got 99 problems, but a big ain’t one. TSM.

Judging a girl based on her boyfriend’s clothes. TSM.

Late night shacking, not snacking. TSM.