Stalking a hookup’s older hotter brother on Facebook while wearing his shirt. TSM.

Taking his Adderall instead of a shirt during finals week. TSM.

Supplies for finals: PostIts, highlighters, pen, pencil, calculator, dry shampoo. TSM.

Waking up early and heading straight downstairs to swap stories from last night. TSM.

Topless beaches and bottomless mimosas. TSTC.

Ending the semester with no dignity, but plenty of badass stories to make up for it. TSM.

My big is my spirit animal. TSM.

It hardly counts as a sorority event if no one cried. TSTC.

I’ll drink responsibly when there’s a brand of vodka called “Responsibly.” TSM.

Most likely to be sent to standards. TSM.