Going to the gym, only to realize you accidentally grabbed a water bottle filled with vodka. TSTC.
Going to the gym, only to realize you accidentally grabbed a water bottle filled with vodka. TSTC.
A shack shirt is just a souvenir. TSM.
Your only excuse being “We were at the beach” when your mom asks why you drunkenly called her mid-day. TSM.
“YASSS” being an autocorrect suggestion in your phone. TSM.
When your 60-year-old alumnae tell you not to worry, because they were alcoholics too. TSM.
Having to start every party story with “I don’t actually remember any of this, but apparently…” TSM.
Out dressing and out drinking everyone in the room. TSM.
Sending out a booty call in the late afternoon, because day drinking. TSM.
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of alcohol. TSM.