Keeping your heart and your Starbucks on ice. TSM.

Being the senior everyone comes to when they’re sent to standards, because you have the most experience. TSM.

I’m not an alcoholic. I’m just a soberphobic. TSM.

Little hunting is like crushing on a boy. You don’t want them to know you’re obsessed, but it’s all you talk about to your friends. TSM.

“Don’t put that in the minutes.” TSM.