Not remembering your own graduation party, but hearing that it was a good time. TSM.

“Been there, done that, got the shack shirt.” TSM.

Please Excuse My Drunk Ass Sister. TSM.

“How did you guys meet?”
“Alcohol and the Greek System.” TSM.

I know it’s only our first date, but what color should we paint the kitchen at our house in the Hamptons? TSM.

If you don’t remember eating it, the calories don’t count. TSM.

Roses < Rosé. TSM.

Being late to a party in your own home. TSTC.

Winter, Spring, Summer, Pledge Season. TSM.

“Three words. Twelve letters. Say it and I’m yours.”
“I brought wine.” TSM.