My craft glue is stronger than most of my relationships. TSM.

Treating frat pledges like they’re your own. TSM.

Walks of shame are more fun with your bestie.

When they say they only have beer, but you know they’ll magically “find” vodka for you in ten minutes. TSM.

*Replaces feelings with new clothes.* TSM.

“I have more money on my Starbucks card than I do in my savings account.” TSM.