He gives me the douchebumps. TSM.

Chasing tequila with more tequila. TSM.

Now accepting applications for a formal date. GDIs need not apply. TSM.

Doing it for your senior speech. TSM.

Facebook stalking his mother. TSTC.

Viewing dry week more like a suggestion than a rule. TSM.

Julia Mancuso wearing a tiara while accepting her Olympic medal. TSM.

Stalking the Pinterest page of your rival sorority’s recruitment chair. TSM.

Crafting under the influence. TSM.

Forgetting that you’re not actually 21. TSM.