Making him believe the shack shirt you’re wearing was his. TSM.

He was so last planner. TSM.

Feeling an extra boost of confidence when your bra and panties are your sorority’s colors. TSM.

Zipping up your jacket to cover your letters before gossiping in public. TSM.

I just want to drink wine and…drink wine. TSM.

Going to a fraternity date function with a guy you don’t like to improve relations with the guys you do like. TSM.

Being known as the “wild lineage.” TSM.

Leaving with his Patagonia. TSM.

I’m celebrating Valenwine’s Day. TSM.

Feeling insulted when a guy tells you you have a good personality. TSM.