The passive aggressive like on your ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend’s picture. TSM.

Reviewing your own Snapchat story for any clues as to what you did last night. TSM.

This dress will buy itself back in free drinks, right? TSM.

Getting a fraternity to help you move in. TSM.

Craft hard. Craft often. TSM.

The morning “Everyone alive?” group text. TSM.

The truth will set you free…or send you to standards. TSM.