The amount of glitter in my bed would make you think I’d fucked the tooth fairy. TSM.

I like my coffee as black as my heart. TSM.

Making a list of potential formal dates and adding to it after every mixer. TSM.

Filling your planner with mixer themes and date parties instead of assignments. TSM.

Being hotter than you are crazy. TSM.

I wish I could just monogram my boyfriend so everyone would know he was mine. TSM.

Never knowing what’s happening in class, but always knowing what’s happening over the weekend. TSM.