My favorite Lilly print directly reflects my political views. TSM.

She who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten. TSM.

Having blonde and brunette sides of the family. TSM.

Seeing Saturday night’s mistake in Monday morning class. TSM.

“I already thought of an Instagram caption. Of course I’m going.” TSM.

A bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on a tree, a tree is part of nature, therefore being a bitch is natural. Logic. TSM.

Having a “shacked and found” box in your apartment. TSM.

Making your boyfriend and his friends like your sorority’s page on every social media platform before recruitment. TSM.

Scheduling your fuck buddy into your planner. TSM.

Making the bad guys good for longer than a weekend. TSM.