Crafting while you pregame because it’s Big/Little Week. TSM.

Spending all of Clue Week convincing your little she isn’t your little. TSM.

Forcing your big to go out because little gets what little wants. TSM.

Forgetting where you are, but not where you got your outfit. TSM.

“I drink more, so the other kids won’t have to.” TSM.

Give me a first name and a Tinder profile and I can find anybody. TSM.

I’m really good at making bad decisions. TSM.

I drink wine #LikeAGirl, but I shotgun beer #LikeABoy. Equality. TSM.

Hating the whole fraternity because of him. TSM.