Waiting until after midnight to drunk eat, so it will count toward tomorrow’s calories. TSM.

Frat queen, not trap queen. TSM.

Having more sorority events than school assignments in your planner. TSTC.

Vodka might not be the answer, but it’s always worth a shot. TSM.

“She’s rushing, right?” TSM.

Smuggling cheap beer in an expensive bag. TSM.

When did we take this picture? TSM.