I didn’t pay for my friends. I paid for my Instagram likes. TSM.

FOWAGO: Fear Of Wasting A Good Outfit. TSM.

Getting up earlier for a philanthropy than you ever would for class. TSM.

Having to start every party story with “I don’t actually remember any of this, but apparently…” TSM.

I totally want the (Ph)D. TSM.

Sorry, I’m late. I was procraftinating. TSM.

Conditional Panhellenic love. TSM.