My decision to wash or not wash my hair is pretty much controlling my social schedule. TSM.

Having something monogrammed on your person at all times. TSM.

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another three to five business days. TSM.

Never having to be asked if you have hot friends. TSM.

We may be disasters, but we have the hottest tumblr page on campus. TSM.

Knowing all you need to know about a girl based on her eyeliner. TSM.

Being a crazy ex-girlfriend even though you were never the girlfriend. TSTC.

Having a decal on your car for your sorority, but not your school. TSM.