Drunkenly painting your nails and waking up to what can only be described as The Great Nail Polish Massacre of 2015. TSM.

Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.

Making the bad guys good for longer than a weekend. TSM.

Going as a CEO, not an office ho. TSM.

“I like my money where I can see it — hanging in my closet.” -Carrie Bradshaw. TSM.

Not worrying that you’ll freeze in your dress, because you’ll be drunk. TSM.