Knowing when “Do you need to go to the bathroom?” really means, emergency conference in the bathroom. TSM.
Knowing when “Do you need to go to the bathroom?” really means, emergency conference in the bathroom. TSM.
Being almost as good at removing red wine stains as you are at creating them. TSM.
Making your boyfriend keeping a stock of tampons and Midol in his bathroom. TSM.
Why do sorority girls snap? Because you can’t clap with a drink in one hand. TSM.
That fraternity is on my to-do list. TSM.
You can’t regret what you don’t remember. TSM.
One minute I’m doing homework, then three hours go by and I’m on Pinterest looking up 25 ways to use a scarf. TSM.
Spending more money on your little than you ever have on a boyfriend. TSM.
The audible “Fuck” when you wake up naked and see fraternity shit everywhere. TSM.
Why can’t grad school have Greek life too? TSM.