Taylor Swift referencing “Mean Girls” in her Blank Space video. TSM.

Having a cuter “how we met” story with your big than you do with your boyfriend. TSM.

Leaving a party just early enough to order pizza. TSM.

Your boyfriend assigning you a weather pledge, a wine pledge, and a compliment pledge every semester. TSM.

Is Fireball a carb? TSM.

Drinking vodka cranberries all day, because you have cramps. TSM.

I mean, he was “dance floor makeout” cute, but not “go home together” cute. TSM.

Giving a fake laugh and a “what the hell are you doing” face when a sister tells an embarrassing story about you in front of a cute boy. TSM.

Been there. Done that. Stole his t-shirt. TSM.

Getting a walk home from your sister’s place confused for a walk of shame. TSM.