Fraternities giving you rush yoga pants. TSM.

Vodka and Crystal Light, a love story. TSM.

“I’d rather drink my calories.” TSM.

Finding a way to squeeze a “Mean Girls” quote into any conversation. TSM.

Please Excuse My Drunk Ass Selfies. TSM.

Sisterhood of the traveling formal dress. TSM.

Being so obsessed with your sorority family that your actual family gets jealous. TSM.

What is this “sober” thing you speak of? TSM.

A moment of silence for all the cute shit you’ve lost at a frat house. TSM.

Making every tailgate but missing every game. TSM.