Teaching new girls the art of “frat hopping” when they freak out about being invited to multiple parties in one night. TSM.

Greeting a sister with “good morning” at four in the afternoon. TSTC.

Not buying the hottest guy at the fraternity auction, but taking him home anyway. TSM.

Being nicknamed “Waldo,” because no one ever knows where you are Sunday morning. TSTC.

Oh, Starbucks. It’s always red cup season. TSM.

Auctioning off formal dates to sisters on your chapter’s Facebook page. TSM.

Being the “you would” girl in your sorority. TSM.

Being banned from a fraternity’s formal because you went too hard the year before. TSM.

Never doing the walk of shame…because you always get a ride home. TSM.

Coming to initiation hungover after telling your little not to come to initiation hungover. TSM.