Just because I don’t want him, doesn’t mean that she can have him. TSM.
Just because I don’t want him, doesn’t mean that she can have him. TSM.
“Snap me as many times as it takes to get him off of my best friends list.” TSM.
Imagine the power you’d have if you didn’t care. TSM.
Being genuinely disappointed when a boy’s text comes in green. TSM.
“We need to take a cute picture because I thought of a really good Insta caption.” TSM.
Bringing Jose Cuervo as your semi date, because you know he’ll get along with your sisters. TSM.
“Did I hook up with him?” TSM.
“All I’m saying is that if I instagramed a picture with him, it would break 100 likes, and that bitch only got seven.” TSM.
Doing your sorority’s secret knock on the wall to wake your sister up in the next room at the frat house. TSM.
“Don’t take me home until I’m very drunk. Very drunk indeed.” -Holly Golightly. TSM.