Considering your shopping spree at Sephora a “recruitment expense.” TSM.

Running a crafting sweatshop during Big/Little season. TSM.

“Why do you look different in these pictures?” “I was drunk in all of them.” TSTC.

Finding mascara in your backpack, but not having a pencil. TSM.

Laughing at the boxed wine’s claim to stay fresh for 6 weeks, because you know you’re lucky if it lasts 6 hours. TSM.