Using Venmo to pay for drugs. TSTC.
Using Venmo to pay for drugs. TSTC.
Dedicating enough time to day drinking to complete a three-credit course. TSM.
Better safe than standards. TSM.
Bringing more bathing suits than actual days you’re on vacation. TSM.
“No, you didn’t sleep with him if you didn’t get a t-shirt.” TSM.
When they say they only have beer, but you know they’ll magically “find” vodka for you in ten minutes. TSM.
I don’t “overpack.” I’m just prepared for anything, including any and all theme parties. TSM.
*Replaces feelings with new clothes.* TSM.