Your shack t-shirt quilt being bigger than your sorority t-shirt quilt. TSTC.

Dramatically breaking up with someone you weren’t even dating. TSM.

Staying in his dorm the night before move out day as a strategic means to meet his parents. TSM.

Having a signature Instagram filter. TSM.

Demanding “who do you know here!?” even when you’re not the host. TSM.

“Do all things with sass and glitter.” TSM.

Judging a girl based on her boyfriend’s clothes. TSM.