“Do we know him?” TSM.

Knowing which drink is yours by the lipstick stain. TSM.

Unintentionally matching outfits with your big. TSM.

Pregaming five hour before the event starts. TSM.

“I remember not remembering that.” TSM.

1: “Do you workout?”
2: “I mean I sorority squat in like ever picture.” TSTC.

Shacking, but just because you’re a collector. TSM.

Drunk texting with the Greek keyboard. TSM.

T-shirt or it didn’t happen. TSM.