“Do I look good enough to intimidate his new girlfriend?” -Thoughts while choosing a profile picture. TSM.

Have you seen me though? TSM.

Planning for your favorite fraternity’s formal like it’s your own. TSM.

Averaging a hair flip emoji every six texts. TSM.

If you like it, then you should have put a filter on it. TSM.

It doesn’t matter because her Pinterest boards suck anyway. TSM.

It hardly counts as a sorority event if no one cried. TSTC.