If you have to ask whether you should text him, you probably shouldn’t, and you probably will. TSM.

Voting the biggest shit show onto the standards board, because you know she’ll be the voice of reason. TSM.

“We do not speak of that night.” TSM.

Crawling into your roommate’s bed, because the boy in yours is too clingy. TSTC.

Blocking the standards chair on Snapchat. TSM.

Watching “The House Bunny” and “Legally Blonde” back to back, to pump you up for recruitment. TSM.

Can “AF” be considered a unit of measurement in the U.S. now? TSM.

Does “Capable of finishing a bottle of Moscato in one sitting” count as a skill for my résumé? TSM.

“Omg. Send that to me.” TSM.

Never having to pick up your own beer pong ball. TSM.