Am I crazy, or does wine actually taste better straight out of the bottle? TSM.

“One more shot, then we can go.” TSM.

Floating on a pool doughnut, because you can’t eat real doughnuts. TSM.

The majority of your back-to-school supplies consisting of clothes and makeup. TSM.

Having a pink, glittery bong. TSM.

Sprinkles are the glitter of the baking world. TSM.

“I hate him. I miss him. Let’s get drunk so I can call him.” TSM.

May your memories always be positive and your pregnancy tests always be negative. TSM.

Giving a guy your number but never actually texting him back. TSTC.

Long T-shirts, short dresses. TSM.