He was so last planner. TSM.

I just want to drink wine and…drink wine. TSM.

Going to a fraternity date function with a guy you don’t like to improve relations with the guys you do like. TSM.

Sisterhood of the traveling body con. TSM.

My whiskey is older than your boyfriend. TSM.

A perfect little comes from a perfect big. TSM.

Always having a Valentine, even if it’s just Moscato. TSM.

Bringing champagne in your gym bag for your post-workout mimosa. TSM.

Telling your sisters to “drink on it,” instead of “sleep on it.” TSM.

Designating a specific class to reading all the new TSM articles from the day. TSM.