I’m actually a daydream dressed like a daydream. TSM.

“I will do whoever it takes to get us to the top”
“You mean whatever?”
“Yeah that too.” TSM.

Feeling no guilt using your sorority’s Netflix account while you’re home because, like, seven cents of your dues pays for it every month. TSM.

College is the biggest tease. It’s like, “Go make your best friends!” Then four years later, “Now everybody move away from each other!” TSM.

Making Jello-O shots with a Keurig in your dorm. TSM.

Only Standards can judge me. TSM.

Having to begin every story about the night before with “So apparently…” TSM.