I’ll drink responsibly when there’s a brand of vodka called “Responsibly.” TSM.
I’ll drink responsibly when there’s a brand of vodka called “Responsibly.” TSM.
Falling asleep cuddling a bottle of Jack. TSM.
When your 60-year-old alumnae tell you not to worry, because they were alcoholics too. TSM.
Typing up an essay on your phone outside of the bar, and still getting an A. TSM.